Advice for Freshman

Don’t waste your time trying to figure out where everything is at East, you won’t 
Study for your history final, but don’t study for biology tests
If you’re a klutz use the bannister, there’s a lot of them
Wear more shorts your calves will look great from all the stairs you’ll walk everyday 
If you practice math in class you won’t have to study for the test 
If you don’t have any friends in your lunch one day just go to the library 
Join clubs because then the upperclassmen will like you more 
Have a charger and headphones at all times 
Learn how to silence your phone 
Don’t use you locker (there’s most likely a bat in it)
You can climb out the bottom first floor windows 
If there is a wasp in your room ask to go in the hallways 
Don’t make fun of your friend for being afraid of the wasp because then you’ll get stung 
Make friends with Carlos (don’t worry he won’t retire) 
Gregoire has pop tarts so if you skip breakfast she got you 
Don’t bring a puppet to school because people will be scared 
Be friends with everyone in your class because then you won’t be bored 
Holloway’s the best so gossip with him 
Watch out for the trash cans when it rains 
Climate control is not their forte so have a jacket and a tank top 
Don’t touch the cameras 
Don’t wear high heels 
You’ll get used to the smell 
Don’t sit on the carpet and if it’s orange don’t walk there 
PE is soooooo easy 
Be the demonstration group for square dancing (you get candy)